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Top Ten Signs You’ve Rented Second-Rate Sherpas | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 15- Issue 4

Top Ten Signs You’ve Rented Second-Rate Sherpas

January 1, 2006
  1. He’s not the sherpa-est knife in the drawer
  2. Wheelchair doesn’t even have mountain tires
  3. Dies while watching a movie about Mt. Everest
  4. Allergic to backpacks
  5. He keeps asking if you need a drywall job done
  6. That’s the third jacket he’s used to make snowmen
  7. Drinking own urine on the top of Mt. Everest, understandable. Drinking own urine on bus ride back home, creepy.
  8. Giggles uncontrollably everytime word sherpa is uttered
  9. Ate the other sherpas a little quickly
  10. Has more sex with the donkey than you’re comfortable with