- Stuck in the superdome in the rain
- Mushrooms
- When was anyone gonna tell me what an Ethiopian steak was?
- It’s the only thing that goes with this wine
- Took the pet name muffin too far
- Bastard ate your last slice of pizza and you wanted it back
- Snowed in for five hours
- Thought if the murder was crazy enough, you’d get to meet Grissom from CSI
- Prove a point to your vegan friends
- Accidentally spilled really really delicious barbecue sauce, not on them but still
