- “I know this great shortcut right through the Eucalyptus grove, and it’s so pretty at night”
- “It’s more afraid of me than I am of it.”
- “Geez, settle down, are you getting your period or something?”
- “Of course it’s not loaded.”
- “Have you ever tried pissing on an electrified fence?”
- “Cancer shmancer.”
- “Yes Mr. Capone, I realize that you are a good customer but you’re going to have to leave.”
- “Come on, I dare you…”
- “You ate the red ones?”
- “I can hold my breath for a very long time.”
