Volume 12- Issue 2 Top Ten Consequences of Pushing the Red Button October 1, 2002 top ten The lint trap clears Window pops up that reads: “Do you really want to push the red button?” Telegraph drunk yells “Ow, that’s my nose!” Bigger red button kicks your ass Shields pop up at last possible second All traffic lights turn red Somewhere in Russia, someone gets very nervous Fierce punch Green button pops up World Peace
