- Become a slut, then tone it down a bit
- Suck slowly on fingers after giving hand job
- Diet of only bananas and popsicles
- Don’t wear bra, also don’t wear shirt
- Know how to give good blow jobs, but don’t
- Wear skirts over subway gratings
- Don’t go to Cal
- Laugh at your own stupid questions
- Gently rub a pencil between your left and right lips
- Say you’re not a tease
