Volume 12- Issue 2

Top Ten Times to Use the Phrase “The British are Coming”

October 1, 2002
  1. Coming means “having an orgasm”
  2. When you’re imagining having sex
    with Elizabeth Hurley
  3. You just threw the British and they’re
    a boomerang
  4. When you run over the Town Crier
    with a horse
  5. When you’re drunk in Boston
  6. Before the British arrive
  7. When the British accept the invitation
    to your party
  8. Beatlemania
  9. Right before the Revolution, when the
    British are about to ejaculate
  10. Trainspotting 2