Volume 12- Issue 2 Top Ten Times to Use the Phrase “The British are Coming” October 1, 2002 top ten Coming means “having an orgasm” When you’re imagining having sex with Elizabeth Hurley You just threw the British and they’re a boomerang When you run over the Town Crier with a horse When you’re drunk in Boston Before the British arrive When the British accept the invitation to your party Beatlemania Right before the Revolution, when the British are about to ejaculate Trainspotting 2