- Susan Sarandon Takes a Dump on This Guy in the Back of a Fiat
- There’s No Dodging Eric Gagne’s Pitcher of Cum
- George Michael’s Coming in His GMC
- Minnie Driver and the Mini Driver
- Mercedes Ruehl Benz Over
- Robert Gouchevrolay Me
- Oprah’s Big Black Volva
- Oh Jesus Christler I’m Coming!
- Harrison Ford: Explorer…of Rectums
- Bea M. Double-Team-You Arthur’s Magical Threesome
