Volume 12- Issue 6 Top Ten Reasons Buying Drugs Supports Terrorism April 1, 2003 top ten Misguided “smoke a blunt, get a bomb” program Allah so much cooler when high Drug use makes you ineligible for the armed services The little girl on the bike that you killed while driving around high would have been the head of the CIA Crystal Meth labs require Middle Eastern oil Pot a gateway drug to anthrax Disguising past drug use undermines the integrity of our nation’s leaders FBI has to combat drugs in Mexico rather than terrorists in Canada If you smoke pot, you’ll become pregnant… with terrorists! Marijuana plants grow best when surrounded by anti-capitalist sentiment
