Volume 11- Issue 1 Top Ten Worst Times to Tackle Someone September 1, 2001 top ten When he’s covered in twelve-inch stainless steel spikes When he’s a bear When the contractions are thirty seconds apart During a duel As he’s pulling out While he’s laying down a big steamy loaf When he’s about to score a point in badminton, regardless of the circumstances When he’s one yard away from the endzone and he plays for Stanford and you play for Cal While he’s giving his inauguration speech Just before the priest says “man and wife”
