Top Five Reasons Not to Join a Fraternity

  1. The episode of “Small Wonder” where Jamie wants to join a fraternity but changes his mind after he slips Vicki a roofie but gets his dick tazered when he tries to do her
  2. The episode of “Happy Days” where Richie wants to join a fraternity but thinks better of it after Fonzie reminds him that “organizations aren’t cool, people are cool.”
  3. The episode of “Charles in Charge” where Charles wants to join a fraternity but decides not to because they’re mean to Buddy
  4. The episode of “Family Ties” where Alex wants to join a fraternity but decides not to because they’re mean to Skippy
  5. The episode of “Fresh Prince” where Will wants to join a fraternity but decides not to because they’re mean to Carlton