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Top Ten Things Overheard During a Cal-PIRG Meeting | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 8- Issue 2

Top Ten Things Overheard During a Cal-PIRG Meeting

October 1, 1998

  1. Did you shave today, Jenny?

  2. Hey! I just came up with a sound that we can make that will increase our annoyingness by a factor of ten!

  3. Seal, I just sat on the baby Christ
  4. Pass the pipe
  5. I still don’t get the Whup-ass thing
  6. Tomorrow we’re going to distribute 10,000 leaflets on how to conserve paper
  7. Maybe we should start reading the bills before circulating the petitions
  8. Somebody ignored me today
  9. I’ve got this sudden craving for pork chops
  10. Christ, I just sat on the baby seal