- Biggest Bomb with SNL Cast Member
- Best Prosthetic Penis
- Kevin Bacon Lifetime Achievement Award
- Biggest Kevin Costner Failure
- Best Samuel L. Bronkowitz Production
- Most Predictable Ending
- Best Disney Perversion of a Classic Fairy Tale or Historical Event
- Best of the Best
- Best Bitch Slap
- Best Dead Rapper
- Best iality
- Best Casting Couch Performance
- Best Boy
- Best Bloated Epic
