Top Ten Things Said at Jesus’ Crucifixion

“Calgon, take me away!”
“Damn, but don’t he look like Charles Manson?”
“I’ll bet you twenty bucks he rises from the dead.”
“Hey man, can you do that `water into wine’ bit right now? We’re all kind of thirsty.
“Jesus Christ, look what they did to you!”
“Hey, we can’t kill somebody today_it’s Good Friday.”
“Excuse me sir, could you take off your helmet? I can’t see the crosses.”
“What does INRI mean?”
“God must be pretty cross! (snicker)”
“Gee, they sure nailed that guy!”