- Endorsed by the Daily Cat.
- Didn’t stock enough inflatable aliens.
- $1.00 Schlotzky’s Pizza is better than $1.00 clothes.
- One can only own so many copies of “Please Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘Em.”
- No one would pay even $1.00 for such worthless crap.
- Their one clothing rack was stolen.
- Eddie was caught with a pledge hog-tied in the back seat of his car.
- Meth lab became too lucrative.
- They were never open to begin with.
- Driven out of business by Diligent, Hardworking Eddie’s.
