Volume 7- Issue 6 Top Ten Reasons Lazy Eddie’s is Going Gut of Business April 1, 1998 top ten Endorsed by the Daily Cat. Didn’t stock enough inflatable aliens. $1.00 Schlotzky’s Pizza is better than $1.00 clothes. One can only own so many copies of “Please Hammer Don’t Hurt ‘Em.” No one would pay even $1.00 for such worthless crap. Their one clothing rack was stolen. Eddie was caught with a pledge hog-tied in the back seat of his car. Meth lab became too lucrative. They were never open to begin with. Driven out of business by Diligent, Hardworking Eddie’s.
