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Top Ten Things Women Do in the Bathroom Together | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 12- Issue 2

Top Ten Things Women Do in the Bathroom Together

October 1, 2002
  1. Silently go about their business
  2. Each other
  3. Talk shit
  4. Conspire against Castro
  5. Wait for the GHB to be put in their
    drink
  6. Solve crimes
  7. Magically transfer excrement from
    body to toilet, because girls don’t take
    shits
  8. Discuss merits of Hobbesian Monarchy,
    while peeing
  9. Cocaine
  10. Clean grout