- Skull implodes from sheer vacuity
- Mentioned who his will was made out to
- Sudden caviar allergy
- Grief at losing beloved sled
- Trampled by prize ponies
- Not very good at most dangerous game
- Solid gold boat not so buoyant in practice
- Starved to death while lost in mansion
- Immolated by jetpack
- Drowning in a pile of money
