- Flyerers unfazed when you call them “Satan.”
- Students are all brimstoned.
- Homeless speak in tongues.
- Christian Fellowships try to get you off campus.
- Horny GSI’s.
- Dark passages that extend deep underground.
- Hellishly overprice textbooks.
- Pale, nocturnal creatures sometimes emerge from Evans.
- School run by shadowy cabal of figures that no one has actually seen.
- Lecture halls always uncomfortably hot.
