Volume 15- Issue 5 Top Ten Signs Your Professor is an Illegal Immigrant February 1, 2006 top ten The reader is all Cesar Chavez Responds poorly to your racist humor Hired him at a home depot parking lot Runs across Telegraph with entire family in tow Doesn’t have tenure Got his PHD in dry walling Smiles politely and nods at every question Office hours held in tomato field Stole his job from good hardworking American professors Serape with leather patches still notably serape
