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Volume 15- Issue 3

Top Five Reasons to Furiously Beat Off

November 1, 2005
top ten
  1. Laser Penis
  2. Want to time it so you cum right when Emeril says Bam!
  3. TrimSpa commercial only 30 seconds long
  4. You’re fourteen years old and x, where x is anything
  5. Because you sure as hell don’t want to eat that cookie
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