(1) SEX
Male
Female
First one, then the other
Both (specify/draw a picture) ________
(2) OCCUPATION
Quiet, Reflective, Full-Time Student
Professional Whisperer
Tiptoeologist
Drummer with Access to Prescription Sleep Aids
(3) COOKING EXPERIENCE
Confectionary Major
Watched enough Iron Chef to get the gist
Grilled cheese ala waffle iron
Tin cans make the microwave go fzzt
(4-5) FAMILY
4. Do You have any sisters? Are any of them hot? What is her cell phone #?
- Do you have any brothers? If not, why?
(6) ETHNICITY
Chinese
Korean
Japanese
Filipino
Thai
Samoan
Vietnamese
Laotian
Cambodian
Malaysian
Burmese
Nepalese
Taiwanese
Cardassian
Indonesian
Hmong
Tibetan
Tongan
Fijian
Guamanian
Polynesian
Ethnically native Hawaiian
Note: You thieving Maori Tribesman need not apply.
(7-9) PERSONAL HABITS
7. Usually get up at:
7:00 AM 7:00 PM11:00 PMJanuary
8. Usually go to bed at:
7:00 AM 7:00 PM1:00 PMJanuary
- Usually shower at:
7:00 AM 7:00 PM1:00 PMMicrowave in shower goes ZRZRKRKRKBK-BOOM!(10) TRUE-FALSE
T
F –
Dirty clothes belong properly in the dirty clothes hamper.
T
F –
By “hamper” I mean floor
T
F –
Hanky-Panky is not acceptable in the apartment or Scrabble.
T
T –
It gets damn hot during the summer.
T
F –
Structuralism provides that true implies false and false implies true.
The lease agreement releases the landlord of liability for any damages due to “flood, fire, earthquake, theft, or acts of God.” Discuss.
