Volume 14- Issue 5 Top Ten Forms of Tomfoolery February 1, 2005 top ten Promising Ten But Delivering Nine Putting a Handkerchief in a Young Madam’s Bosom Putting Things Where They Ought Not Be Being an Utter Hooligan Putting Spirits in Ginger Ale Putting Dijon Mustard on a Hot Cross Bun Whitewash-related Fibbing Tying a Bell to a Cat’s Tail Pouring Molasses in the Cotton Gin