- “I’m gonna make sure that your bat mitzvah is one to remember.”
- “Do you like bondage? By the way, I’m a rabbi.”
- “I like my pussy like I like my matzo: free of yeast.”
- “I’d take you to Palestine for our honeymoon, but it doesn’t exist.”
- “You’re gonna be burning for eight days when I’m done with you.”
- “Are you Israeli? Because your ass Israeli making me horny.”
- “Kosher? I barely knew her.”
- “Is that a shofar in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
- “You remind me of my mother.”
- “I’ll show you why this night is different from all other nights.”
