- Chasing Bob Barker’s car
- After riding bus everywhere, flipping it over
- Driving the speed limit
- Pinching cheek right off baby
- Answering every Jeopardy! question with “Where is meth?”
- Buying roughly usual amount of Sudafed
- Remembering FDR, while taking meth
- Writing illegible birthday cards
- Clipping meth coupons
- Turbo knitting
