- Silly String funny, not lethal
- Grandma Bush’s homemade lemonade
- Iraq painted fierce looking “X”s on top of all military installations, hoping to scare off U.S. planes
- Three words: R. Lee Ermey
- Human wall actually made out of easily penetrable human beings
- Mustard gas congealed into actual mustard
- Iraq only gave 109%
- Baghdad University full of obnoxious hippies who didn’t want to go to war
- Iraqi troops dream of top-grade American poontang
- Iraq always chose rock
