- Players who were just dragging the team down
- The life expectancies of those not rich, white
- Elaborate Carmen Miranda costume for White House dog
- Federal Youth Rec Center, thereby necessitating an inspiring New-Wave-music-accompanied fundraising scheme
- Collision insurance
- Gold coin swimmin’ pool
- Any money for poor, liberals
- Scenes with too much expositionz
- Dick Cheney’s foreskin
- Diplomatic ties to foreign countries
