Volume 12- Issue 5 Top Ten Best Things that can Fit in an Egg March 1, 2003 top ten Friendly Yolkels 73% of your RDA of cholesterol My hatred for those Jesus murderers who couldn’t appreciate Easter if you lit it on fire and stuck it in a menorah Fucking three yolks! I swear man, this one time. It was AWESOME! The femur, the tibia, fibia, calf muscles, and more! What? Oh, I thought you said leg. Potential Sacagawea dollars, not fucking pennies Silly Putty Bird fetus Two yolks
