- Eureka!
 - Geez woman, have you ever heard of a bikini wax?
 - Is this where the stork’s supposed to land?
 - Are you aroused? It’s okay, you can tell me.
 - I’ve never seen that color before.
 - It appears that you have pneumonia.
 - Your vulva is like my Volvo, it runs mighty smooth.
 - I don’t know how to say this, but you and I are in the premise of a bad joke.
 - I just switched from proctology this morning.
 - Are you circumcised?