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Volume 12- Issue 4

Top Ten People We Wished Taught Classes at Cal

January 1, 2003
top ten
  1. Cicero (and his Troupe of Gyrating Choir Boys)
  2. Jimmy the Dancing Chimp
  3. Tony Danza
  4. Hitler
  5. Mr. Non-Sequitur
  6. Gandhi
  7. Marie Curie (’cause she’s hot)
  8. Santa Claus
  9. Stalin
  10. Jon Stewart
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