Volume 12- Issue 1 Top Ten Reasons You’re Hanging Upside Down August 1, 2002 top ten Turning frown upside down Y’ain’t got no neck Hiccups You just invented a new language in which “upside down” means “curtains.” To protect yourself from that one serial killer who only kills right-side-uppies. You’re a dyslexic bat in bizarro land You’re an American flag in Berkeley You’re a crucifix in hell So you can ask other people “how’s it standing?” You stole a horse …. in Australia.
