Top Ten Reasons to Raise the Fence Around Berkeley High

  1. Because you already raised the roof

  2. Prevent Tom Holmoe from ruining their football team, too

  3. Less schools, less prisons, more prison-schools
  4. Make it even harder to leave Berkeley High
  5. Kids are getting taller
  6. Misinterpreted “raising the bar”
  7. See if students will test each part of fence, like raptors
  8. Make sure only fence hole sized students can get in and out
  9. Cheaper than lowering entire campus 2 ft.
  10. For the same reason you’re running the electric current through it