Boy Goes to Jupiter, Gets More Stupider

A recent trip to the Shattuck Avenue bar “Jupiter” resulted in a significant decrease in the judgement, lucidity, and overall intelligence of a local frat boy, according to UC Berkeley psychologists.

“He was definitely more stupider coming out than he had been going in,” said Psychology Ph.D. candidate Laura Silver, who examined the student after his ordeal. Silver is part of a group studying the apparent correlation between Jupiter and stupiderness.