Volume 11- Issue 2

Top Ten Alternatives to the Metric System

October 1, 2001

  1. Breadboxes

  2. Will it fit in my ear / will it fit in my mouth?

  3. Tall, Grande, & Venti
  4. Always rounding up
  5. Just hitting shit with hammer until it fits
  6. Inches & ounces & quarts & furlongs & leagues
  7. Tantric System
  8. Metric Anarchy
  9. “About yea long.”
  10. Not measuring stuff anymore