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With robotic assistance because you’re late for work and also George Jetson
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Twice, because you’re a horse
- In your imagination, while wishing someone hadn’t stolen your pants
- With the pockets pulled out, because all the kids in the future wear their pants inside out
- Throw pants off ledge, race down and do a handstand
- After you put your shoes on, because you have Down Syndrome
- Over your underpants, because you live in Opposite Land and it’s Opposite Day
- Under your underpants, because you live in Opposite Land
- Put your ejector pants in reverse
- One leg at a time, just like everybody else
