Volume 10- Issue 7 Top Ten Ways to Tell You’ve Found a Quality Girl May 1, 2001 top ten Your group of quality friends have already gotten with her bonus hole She’s two feet tall and makes your penis look enormous has all her papers and she’s clean feet tightly bound thick healthy hymen She reminds you of your mother naked She reminds you of your mother Her sister is an epileptic, and thus the sister at hand is by comparison a quality find She has a huge red USDA stamp on her
