- Your group of quality friends have already gotten with her
- bonus hole
- She’s two feet tall and makes your penis look enormous
- has all her papers and she’s clean
- feet tightly bound
- thick healthy hymen
- She reminds you of your mother naked
- She reminds you of your mother
- Her sister is an epileptic, and thus the sister at hand is by comparison a quality find
- She has a huge red USDA stamp on her