- The non-sequitur
- Princess Diana golden telephoto lens
- This one
- Recently invested in eToaster
- Not a damn word, just let him dry hump your leg one last time, you heartless wretch.
- Phantom of the Operadish
- When supervisor walks in throw cheese in air and pretend it’s snowing
- Great Wall of Vagina
- Allergies
- John Denver Airfield
