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Invade me, I’m French
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Frisk my anal cavity for drugs, I’m Colombian
- Devalue my currency, I’m Japanese
- Kindly remove the war hammer I’ve embedded in your spine, I’m Mongolian
- Give me your fucking land, I’m American
- Help me to clean my windmill, plant my tulips, and make my cheese, I’m Dutch
- Force me to melt my housewares into rebar, I’m Chinese
- Split me into 300 tiny, warring states, I’m German
- Erect a fence around me, I’m Mexican
- Kiss me, I’m Irish
