Top Ten Impossible Carnival Games

  1. Knock over three skyscrapers with a softball
  2. One of those games with a squirt gun and either galloping horses, or inflating balloons…
  3. Throw a dart and inflate the balloon
  4. Toss water into a dish floating on a pool of quarters
  5. Digest the corn dog
  6. Run over four pedestrians at once
  7. Shoot teeth out of the mouth of a clown that drinks five glasses of milk a day
  8. Actually whacking-a-mole
  9. Don’t look at the tits
  10. Bobbing for air