- Gratify yourself at the kids’ table.
- Paint eggs and hide them.
- Get a keg and hire the Spin Doctors.
- Blow all your money on Quaker prostitutes
- Say “You’re welcome.”
- Stuff Grandma.
- Think about stuff that sucks and how it could be better.
- Fist a “Pumpkin”.
- Stuff the turkey.
- Kill some Injuns.
