- “Can we have donuts at the meetings like the Squelch does? And hookers, too!”
- “I’m feeling very representative today.”
- “All right, I’m drunk. Let’s get started.”
- “I move…my bowels. Oops!”
- “Of course they’ll come. We’ve got Kennedy!”
- Monkey noises
- “I move that we set aside two hours to discuss a cause completely out of our hands and irrelevant to the student body”
- “His name is Arian White and he’s black… get it? Arian White… he’s black.”
- “What da’ fuck happened to our money?”
- “We respectfully ask the Squelch Senators to stop laughing at us.”
