Top Ten Reasons You’re Reading This

  1. You’re not.
  2. Courtney is a cheap water polo whore.
  3. You’re looking for the next insult, Courtney.
  4. It turns you on.
  5. You’re not in the Greek System.
  6. Hooked on phonics worked for you.
  7. The guy who draws “Lemont Brown” has writer’s block again.
  8. The guy who draws “Lemont Brown” has writer’s block again.
  9. If you stop reading we’ll come after you.
  10. . You’re caught in a space-time warp.
  11. Courtney is a cheap water polo whore.
  12. You’re not.