- Fuck your Father in the Shower and Have a Snack
- Shit in the Ocean
- Out the Dealer
- Progressive Five Card Draw, Royal Flush or Better
- One Card Stud
- Make your Inside Straight By Any Means Necessary
- The New Guy Gives Everyone Else at the Table All of his Money and Goes Home
- Aces and Eights and Threes and Nines and Queens
- Texas Stroke-’em
- I Hardly Even Know ‘er!
- Anacondas in my Pants
- Native American Poker
- Seven Card Slut
- Spit on the Dealer’s Wife
- Who’s Got the Chancre?
