Top Ten Places You Don’t Want to Wake Up In

  1. A garbage disposal and you’re two inches tall
  2. A pile of someone else’s sick
  3. Michael Jackson’s oxygen chamber
  4. A trash compactor
  5. Sproul Plaza fountain
  6. The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
  7. The icy core of Saturn
  8. Your TA’s bed
  9. A pile of your own sick
  10. A Serbian jail