- No one takes us seriously.
- Living in constant fear of your soul being damned for eternity.
- Cal-PIRG
- The evil feeling in the pit of your stomach that comes from not defending something by any means necessary.
- Overaggressive falafel vendors.
- Pepper spray fumes from Sproul.
- Being peed on by stray dogs.
- Musical stylings of the A’Capella groups attract stray dogs.
- Smell from the Golden Bear.
- Being the only table which isn’t Christian, Asian, or Christian-Asian.
