Top Ten Reasons

  1. Because she’s the president’s daughter
  2. I needed the money
  3. She said she was 15
  4. The comet was approaching
  5. I’m your mother
  6. All my friends did jump off the bridge
  7. I’m fuckin’ wasted (frat boy only)
  8. Because it’s there
  9. It’s the white man’s fault
  10. Because I told you so