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Volume 5- Issue 4

Top Ten Things to Masturbate With

February 1, 1995
top ten
  1. Guilt
  2. Your Mama
  3. Mother Teresa
  4. An audience
  5. Cheese Grater
  6. Zona Rosa SuperPork burrito
  7. Greasy Chancellor
  8. Greasy Bike Chain
  9. Attitude
  10. Public Statue
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