- Wanna hear a good joke? There are three guys on a plane, a Black, a Jew, and an Italian…
- Shit, we’re out of wiper fluid!
- You guys ever see “Fearless” with that Jeff Bridges guy?
- Stewardess, another Scotch please.
- I thought I’d never get a job after Northwest.
- Hey! I called shotgun!
- You guys hear about that nut that crashed into the White House?
- Roger, Over.
- Let the kid fly, Jack.
- Ooh, a little lower… yeah.
