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Volume 21- Issue 3

Top Ten Easiest DeCals

January 1, 2012
  1. How to Enroll in this DeCal
  2. Where France is
  3. HOW LOUD AM I
  4. Garfield: Which one’s the cat?
  5. Hot or Cold?
  6. An intellectual history of Sublime
  7. Styrofoam Lifting
  8. The Presidency of William Henry Harrison
  9. Angering Bees
  10. Identifying Colors
Volume 21- Issue 2

Top Ten Reality Shakespeare Plays

November 1, 2011
  1. Much Ado About the Kardashians
  2. King Lear’s Fantasy Factory
  3. Two Gentlemen of Jersey
  4. Merry Sister Wives of Windsor
  5. The Cake Merchant of Venice
  6. Rock of Love’s Labours Lost
  7. Big Brothello
  8. Macbethanny Ever After
  9. Winter’s Ice-Road Trucking Tale
  10. Romeo and Juliet Plus 8
Volume 21- Issue 2

Top Ten Literary Video Games

November 1, 2011
  1. Watership Down Down Up Up Left Right Left Right B A Start
  2. A Tale of Two Sim Cities
  3. The Samus Also Rises
  4. The Legend of Zelda Fitzgerald
  5. The Maltese Falcon Punch
  6. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Engineer, Sniper, Medic
  7. Animal Farmville
  8. Tom Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow Six
  9. Splatterhouse Five
  10. God of War and Peace
Volume 21- Issue 2

Top Ten Signs Your Professor’s a Bear

November 1, 2011
  1. His lectures are un-bear-able!
  2. Takes sabbaticals every winter.
  3. Finds Winnie the Pooh offensive and degrading.
  4. Always fighting dogs in Elizabethan England.
  5. Often early or late to class due to inability to read clocks.
  6. Your GSI is Boo Boo.
  7. Keeps telling you to Ursa-Minor in History
  8. Wears a little fez every day.
  9. Holds controversial views on Teddy Roosevelt.
  10. Arrives at school juggling on a unicycle.