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Volume 32, Issue 1:
The Heuristic Playboy

Top Ten Reality Shakespeare Plays

  1. Much Ado About the Kardashians
  2. King Lear’s Fantasy Factory
  3. Two Gentlemen of Jersey
  4. Merry Sister Wives of Windsor
  5. The Cake Merchant of Venice
  6. Rock of Love’s Labours Lost
  7. Big Brothello
  8. Macbethanny Ever After
  9. Winter’s Ice-Road Trucking Tale
  10. Romeo and Juliet Plus 8

Top Ten Signs Your Professor’s a Bear

  1. His lectures are un-bear-able!
  2. Takes sabbaticals every winter.
  3. Finds Winnie the Pooh offensive and degrading.
  4. Always fighting dogs in Elizabethan England.
  5. Often early or late to class due to inability to read clocks.
  6. Your GSI is Boo Boo.
  7. Keeps telling you to Ursa-Minor in History
  8. Wears a little fez every day.
  9. Holds controversial views on Teddy Roosevelt.
  10. Arrives at school juggling on a unicycle.

Top Ten Literary Video Games

  1. Watership Down Down Up Up Left Right Left Right B A Start
  2. A Tale of Two Sim Cities
  3. The Samus Also Rises
  4. The Legend of Zelda Fitzgerald
  5. The Maltese Falcon Punch
  6. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Engineer, Sniper, Medic
  7. Animal Farmville
  8. Tom Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow Six
  9. Splatterhouse Five
  10. God of War and Peace