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Volume 7- Issue 1

Top Ten People You Don’t Want to Wake Up Next To

October 1, 1997

  1. An EECS major (unless you are an EECS major, in which case you shouldn’t be picky)

  2. Genghis Kahn

  3. Mike Tyson
  4. Your cellmate
  5. Mr. Blackstone, your third grade teacher
  6. Jimmy Hotfa
  7. A praying mantis, because it will bite off your head
  8. Spuds MacKenzie
  9. Richard Simmons
  10. Roseanne
Volume 7- Issue 1

Top Ten Other Things Given To China

October 1, 1997

  1. The ASUC store

  2. Your mom

  3. That Cal Democrat publication
  4. MSG
  5. Pennsylvania Ave. and a get out of jail free card
  6. Most Flavored Nation status
  7. Gonorrhea
  8. Speed 2
  9. A lovely Jeopardy!<sup>TM</sup> home game
  10. People’s Park
Volume 7- Issue 1

Top Ten Berkeley TV Shows

October 1, 1997

  1. Who’s the Chancellor?

  2. The Sigma Chi Files

  3. Walker: Night Safety Patrolman
  4. Unsolved Mysteries of Dwinelle
  5. Berdahl in Charge
  6. Men Behaving Badly, But Don’t Judge!
  7. Berkeley Hills, 90704
  8. The Futile Gourmet
  9. METERMAIDS: in Berkeley
  10. Just the Tien of Us
Volume 7- Issue 1

Top Ten Songs About Paparazzi

October 1, 1997

  1. She’ll Have Fun, Fun, Fun, ‘Til The Paparazzi Cause her to Die in an Auto Accident

  2. You Gotta Fight for Your Right to Paparazzi

  3. Blood Sugar Sex Paparazzi
  4. Loddy Doddy, (We Likes to Paparazzi)
  5. Paparazzi Killed the Radio Star
  6. Mama Don’t Dance, and Paparazzi Don’t Rock and Roll
  7. Paparazzi O’Reilly
  8. Paparazzi Goes the Weasel
  9. Paparazzi Don’t Preach
  10. Paparazzi Was a Rolling Stone